FAQ

At NYCorporateVandals, we've done our best to create a Web site that anticipates and satisfies our customers' needs. With that goal in mind, we've compiled a list of frequently asked questions. If you do not find an answer to your question here, contact us at info@nycorporatevandals.com.

Q. What kind of guerrilla marketing techniques do you employ?
A. Stickering, stenciling, magneting, and stuffing.

Q. What does it take for you to get started working for us?
A. A 50% down payment 30 days prior to desired marketing date. Any additional services added within 30 days of marketing date are subject to a 30% rush fee.

Q. What is your preferred method of payment?
A. Big briefcases full of cash.

Q. When is my final payment due?
A. The moment the job is done.

Q. How do we know you did the job?
A. You will be able to view geo-tagged photos of our work online.

Q. What if we don't pay on time?
A. You will assessed a 10% late penalty every 30 days past due. These late penalties are due immediately and are also subject to a 10% late penalty every 30 days past due.

Q. What if you get fined while guerrilla marketing for us?
A. You pay the fine! It will be added to your final bill.

Q. What if we get fined for your guerrilla marketing techniques?
A. You pay the fine! Label it "Cost of Doing Business".

Q. What if we want a custom job or a a service you don't normally provide?
A. You pay a big fat custom fee based on difficulty and complexity.

Q. What format should I send my graphics in?
A. All graphics should be sent in .jpg or .psd format. Resolution 300px. CMYK color.