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NYCorporateVandals has a strict policy for handling customer information. The information you provide to NYCorporateVandals is confidential and protected to the fullest extent possible. NYCorporateVandals will not disclose or distribute customer information to third parties without prior written consent by the customer. Unless of course we are dragged into a basement and given the rubber hose treatment. Then we will sell you down the river with a quickness.

For complete details, please review the following policies:

Terms of Use
Welcome to the NYCorporateVandals Web site (the "Site"). By accessing this Site, you agree to be bound (and gagged) by the terms and conditions below (the "Terms"). If you do not agree to all of the Terms, please do get screwed.  NYCorporateVandals may from time to time modify or revise the Terms by updating this Web page. You should check this page every 5 minutes until the end of time looking for any such changes. Your use of our Site following any such change constitutes your agreement to follow and be bound by the Terms as changed whether the changes have been reviewed or not. If any change is unacceptable to you, your only recourse is to terminate your use of the Site and give yourself a frontal lobotomy to insure you forget the Site address.

Privacy
It is our policy to respect the privacy of companies and individuals who visit the Site or provide Comments to us. We don't want to be associated with you either. We do however reserve the right to use any communication or comment that you make for whatever means we wish on a purely anonymous basis. Unless of course you don't pay your bill. In which case we will distribute your email address to every penis enlarger website on the net.

Miscellaneous
These Terms are governed by and shall be construed in accordance with the laws of the NY without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of law. If any provision of these Terms shall be unlawful, void, or for any reason unenforceable, then that provision shall be deemed severable from these Terms and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions. These Terms are effective unless and until terminated by NYCorporateVandals.