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In a perfect world everyone would know about your company and customers would come rushing in your door to throw handfuls of money at you, begging to buy your product without you having to spend a dime on marketing and promotion for your business, and why should you with no competition and a truly unique and wonderful product.

Let's face it, it's NOT a perfect world. It's a cutthroat world where you have to viciously target potential customers with a multi tiered marketing strategy designed to create brand awareness for your company and its products, that will cost you thousand$ and thousand$ just to steal a single customer away from one of the thousands of companies that does exactly what you do, and have been doing it longer and better.

Whew!

A good multi tiered marketing plan consists of

  • Television Commercials
  • Radio Ads
  • Print Media
  • Sponsorship Programs
  • Trade Memberships
  • Internet Marketing
  • Social Networking
  • Corporate Vandalism
  • What is Corporate Vandalism you might ask?

    Well, most people call it Street Team Marketing or Guerrilla Marketing but it's not! It is the defacement of public and private property with marketing materials that are designed to subliminally insert brand awareness of a company and/or its product into the brain of every innocent person who glimpses the subversive advertisement through the edge of their peripheral vision.

    THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN!

    You don't want to spend your day in the streets and you don't want to spend your night in the Tombs. Not to mention the fact that your potential customers may live in some very dangerous neighborhoods that you might not feel very safe in. YOU'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!

    Hire us to do the dirty work for you. Hire us as your NYCorporateVandals!